4A - Best Jokes

 


Best Jokes

Author : BANSIKA M

introduction- hi today we are going to hear a best jokes .

teacher- ram write few new words

ram- OK teacher

after going home

ram-mom say me some new words

mom-first clean the floor

he wrote that first clean the floor

he went to his father .

ram- papa say me some new words.

his father was busy seeing the cricket match let see what did his father say.

father-oh what wonderful shot.

he wrote oh what wonderful shot.

he went to his sister.

ram-sister say me new word.

sister - aa aa aa aa aa aa .......

he went to his teacher and said the words .

first he said first you clan the floor the teacher the said how dare you say me and she slapped him he said oh what a wonderful shot again she slapped him again an he cried like a baby.

isn't this joke very funny ha ha ha .


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